I submitted this one to The Lutheran Witness not long ago, and they published it...
Faith was the only child who came forward for one particular children's message. I wanted to talk about Baptism, and directed her attention to the font.
"Faith, what is this called?" I asked, pointing to the baptismal font. She shrugged her shoulders.
"It's a font. Let me hear you say 'font,'" I requested. Faith dutifully responded, "Font."
"And what goes on over here?" I asked.
Without missing a beat, she declared, "A lid!"