Please now call me Pastor K.D. "Sweet Daddy" Onken

Ah, the goofiness that passes off as American Christianity. After reading this article about an annual mass baptism (from a fire hose, no less ... something I have often joked about, but didn't know it was a real thing), I now want to be called the same thing as the bishops of this church are called. "Sweet Daddy." That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?