Saturday, December 4, 2010

A New Euphemism

You've probably heard these before...

"The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor."

"One sandwich short of a picnic."

"One taco short of a combination plate."

While doing her altar guild duties today, my wife came up with a new one...

"Three cups short of a full communion tray."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"and also with you..."