Friday, March 18, 2011

Out of the Mouths of Babes #22

Daughter (5): "Daddy, I love Jesus so much, I think I could marry him!"

Me (45): "I'm very glad you love Jesus, honey, but we don't marry him ... sort of like you love your mommy and daddy, but you don't marry us."

Daughter: "Well, Jesus could be standing right there right now."

Me: "That's true.  Jesus is everywhere."

Daughter: "You mean Jesus could also be sitting over there on the couch watching America's Funniest Videos?"

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