- “Dude, I’m gonna hafta call you back. We’re about to pray or something.”
- “Boo-oooo!”
- “The pastor looks really cute today.”
- “Mommy, my tummy doesn’t feel good. I think I’m gonna throw uh—erpleeeeeck!” (Accompanied by a splashing sound against my seat.)
- “Hey there, ladies… nice bibles. You come here often?”
- “Zzzzzzzzzz…”
- “Sweet! I just scored the last Krispy Kreme at the snack table.”
- “He’s good, but he’s no Joyce Meyer.”
- “Dang it, I grabbed my Bhagavad-Gita by mistake. The Message Bible is still in the Prius next to my yoga mat.”
- “You think they’ll mind if I use the offering basket to break a five?”
- “I can’t see the pulpit. The guy in front of me has a melon that could show up on Google Earth.
The intersection of the divine and the mundane...Pastor Onken's blog of news, notes, and notions for the people of Messiah Lutheran Church in Marysville, Washington...and anyone else who happens to drive by.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Things You Don't Want to Hear Behind You in Church
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