Out of the Mouths of Babes #15

I don't know where or why or how my daughter thinks up this stuff, but no one can deny that she has an active imagination. Here's what I heard as we were driving to preschool this morning:

"Daddy, if Jesus ever comes off the cross, he'll drive to our house, and then he'll knock on our door, and I will answer and say, 'Hey, Jesus, what are you doing here? Would you like to come in and have some hot cocoa?'"

I guess that according to a preschooler, hot cocoa is better than wine mixed with gall.

Oh, and by the way, my daughter knows that Jesus is NOT on the cross any longer.